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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1081448" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Deductive Reasoning........</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Having now been retired for a while, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Finally, I thought about the age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1081448, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial]Deductive Reasoning........ [/FONT][/B][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#000000][FONT="times new roman"][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=times new roman][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=times new roman][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]Having now been retired for a while, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp. Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally, I thought about the age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack. [/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT] [/COLOR][/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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