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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1086883" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">GOOD OLD MUM......................</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">When it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Her mother says,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">You live in an 8 bedroom mansion</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">You get $2,000 a week allowance,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">You take 6 vacations a year and</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">You want to throw all that away...</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Over 45 cents?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!!!</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1086883, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]GOOD OLD MUM......................[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece When it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 bedroom mansion You drive a $250,000 Ferrari, You get $2,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents?" NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!!![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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