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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1095625" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>SOME QUESTIONABLES</p><p></p><p>Don't leave your new boyfriend alone with your father. Dad may say to him. "So, I hear you're going out with my only daughter. Then, you must be "'a person of interest!'"</p><p></p><p>The food poisoning outbreak was traced to one specific fish in Washington State. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service had, fortunately, labeled it Salmon Ella.</p><p></p><p>Why don't they label asparagus, 'will definitely lead to smelly leeks.' I think they mean leaks, but maybe, if one buys fresh asparagus, the leeks are just nearby!</p><p></p><p>The former First Lady's book, 'It Takes A Village' is considered by many historians to derive from Attila the Hun's Decrees, 'It Takes A Pillage.'</p><p></p><p>While learning about germs, the young student raised his hand and then said to the teacher, "My dad's foot was really infected the other day. Was that tic-tac-toe?"</p><p></p><p>If there are ocean currents are there ocean pasts?</p><p></p><p>If they garnish your food, do they take some of it away before you start or are actually eating it?</p><p></p><p>What is the best-selling ice cream flavor in the capitol of the Philippines? Why Manila, of course!</p><p></p><p>Can tuna fish?</p><p></p><p>Did canned tuna already fish?</p><p></p><p>Is it true that poor artists use non palatable colors?</p><p></p><p>Worker bee, Sammi, asked his buddy in the hive, "Hey, Freddie, what is our owner doing now? I'm getting sleepy," to which Freddie replied, "Don't sweat it; he's only blowing smoke."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1095625, member: 1246"] SOME QUESTIONABLES Don't leave your new boyfriend alone with your father. Dad may say to him. "So, I hear you're going out with my only daughter. Then, you must be "'a person of interest!'" The food poisoning outbreak was traced to one specific fish in Washington State. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service had, fortunately, labeled it Salmon Ella. Why don't they label asparagus, 'will definitely lead to smelly leeks.' I think they mean leaks, but maybe, if one buys fresh asparagus, the leeks are just nearby! The former First Lady's book, 'It Takes A Village' is considered by many historians to derive from Attila the Hun's Decrees, 'It Takes A Pillage.' While learning about germs, the young student raised his hand and then said to the teacher, "My dad's foot was really infected the other day. Was that tic-tac-toe?" If there are ocean currents are there ocean pasts? If they garnish your food, do they take some of it away before you start or are actually eating it? What is the best-selling ice cream flavor in the capitol of the Philippines? Why Manila, of course! Can tuna fish? Did canned tuna already fish? Is it true that poor artists use non palatable colors? Worker bee, Sammi, asked his buddy in the hive, "Hey, Freddie, what is our owner doing now? I'm getting sleepy," to which Freddie replied, "Don't sweat it; he's only blowing smoke." [/QUOTE]
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