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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1102194" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #006400">Drunk..........</span></p><p> <span style="color: #006400"></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">George met up with the guys at a local bar and proceeded to get drunk. After about three hours of guzzling liquor, George threw up all over his shirt.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Darn!" he said. "The old lady is going to throw my a** out of the house for getting drunk and throwing up on my new shirt!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Bill, George's best pal, gave George an idea of how to keep from getting in trouble with the wife. "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door," Bill said. "Then, when she accuses you of throwing up all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk threw up on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">When George got home, his wife was waiting for him in the living room. "I knew that your drunk a** would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!" she said.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">George replied, "Honey, let me explain! This drunken fool at the bar threw up on me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned." His wife snatched the money out of his hand and observed that he was holding two $20 bills.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Is that so?" she said. "Then where did the other $20 bill come from?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"Oh, that's from the guy who peed on my pants," George said. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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