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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1103483" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>ROMANCE</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Where are you going?" she asked..</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"To get my teeth ."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1103483, member: 1246"] [B]ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.. "To get my teeth ." [/B] [/QUOTE]
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