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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1107702" data-attributes="member: 1246">THE STUTTERING KITTEN FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.&nbsp;A teacher is explaining biology to her third grade students. She says, &quot;Human beings are the only animals that stutter.&quot; A little girl raises her hand, saying, &quot;I had a kitty cat who stuttered.&quot; The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.&quot;Well,&#039;&#039; she began, &quot;I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!&quot; The teacher exclaimed, &quot;That must&#039;ve been scary,&quot; The little girl said, &quot;It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went &#039;Sssss, Sssss, Sssss&#039; and before she could say &#039;<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />,&#039; the Rottweiler ate her!&quot; The teacher had to leave the room.&nbsp;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1107702, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT="Arial"]THE STUTTERING KITTEN FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT="Arial"]YOU NEVER KNOW.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]A teacher is explaining biology to her third grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]A little girl raises her hand, saying, "I had a kitty cat who stuttered."[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say ':censored:,' the [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#1F497D][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Rottweiler ate her!"[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]The teacher had to leave the room.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Calibri"] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Calibri"] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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