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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 117794" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Handicapped Parking........</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You are parked in a space clearly designated for disabled persons. Please circle the statement which best describes your handicap:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I don't read good.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I suffer from terminal laziness.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">My shoes are too expensive to walk in.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 117794, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Handicapped Parking........ You are parked in a space clearly designated for disabled persons. Please circle the statement which best describes your handicap: I don't read good. I suffer from terminal laziness. I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh? My inner child was bugging me for ice cream. My shoes are too expensive to walk in. Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair! My religion forbids acts of common courtesy. I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one? I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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