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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 118170" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Fishing Terms Explained</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Catch and Release:<br /> A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hook:<br /> A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.<br /> A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his life savings on a new rod and reel.<br /> The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook). </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Line:<br /> Something you give your coworkers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lure:<br /> An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Reel:<br /> A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Rod:<br /> An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">School:<br /> A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for spam instead. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Tackle:<br /> What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Tackle Box:<br /> A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one. </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Test:<br /> The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range.<br /> A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once again losing the fish.</span></span></li> </ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 118170, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]Fishing Terms Explained[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Catch and Release: A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit. [*]Hook: A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his life savings on a new rod and reel. The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook). [*]Line: Something you give your coworkers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend. [*]Lure: An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop. [*]Reel: A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard. [*]Rod: An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish. [*]School: A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for spam instead. [*]Tackle: What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard. [*]Tackle Box: A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one. [*]Test: The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range. A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once again losing the fish.[/LIST] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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