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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 119107" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Somebody Said....</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said that a child is carried in its mother's womb for nine months.</p><p>..But then that Somebody does not realize that a child is carried in its</p><p>mother's heart forever.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've</p><p>had a baby.</p><p>..But then that Somebody does not realize that once you're a mother, normal</p><p>is history.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never took a three-year-old shopping.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said being a mother is boring.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never rode in a car driven by a teenager</p><p>with a driver's permit.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably thinks a child comes with directions and a</p><p>guarantee.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never came out the back door just in time</p><p>to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never helped a fourth grader with his</p><p>math.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably doesn't have five children.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing</p><p>questions in the books.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never had a child stuff beans up his nose.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never watched her "baby" get on the bus</p><p>for the first day of kindergarten.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied</p><p>behind her back.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never organized seven giggling Brownies to</p><p>sell cookies.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably doesn't realize that marriage adds a new</p><p>son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably never had grandchildren.</p><p> </p><p>Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.</p><p>..But then that Somebody probably isn't a mother.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 119107, member: 1246"] Somebody Said.... Somebody said that a child is carried in its mother's womb for nine months. ..But then that Somebody does not realize that a child is carried in its mother's heart forever. Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby. ..But then that Somebody does not realize that once you're a mother, normal is history. Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct. ..But then that Somebody probably never took a three-year-old shopping. Somebody said being a mother is boring. ..But then that Somebody probably never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good." ..But then that Somebody probably thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices. ..But then that Somebody probably never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. ..But then that Somebody probably never helped a fourth grader with his math. Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. ..But then that Somebody probably doesn't have five children. Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books. ..But then that Somebody probably never had a child stuff beans up his nose. Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery. ..But then that Somebody probably never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back. ..But then that Somebody probably never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married. ..But then that Somebody probably doesn't realize that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home. ..But then that Somebody probably never had grandchildren. Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her. ..But then that Somebody probably isn't a mother. [/QUOTE]
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