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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1194899" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px">(Thanks, Trisha)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...What was the third child 's name?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers.</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...What does he weigh?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...what was the highest mountain in the world?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 4. How much dirt is there in a hole </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 5. What word in the English Language </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...is always spelled incorrectly?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>....How is this possible?</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> <br /> 7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...Why not?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 8. What was the President 's Name...</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>in 1975?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 9. If you were running a race, </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 10. Which is correct to say,... </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>"The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>?</strong></span></span> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>ANSWERS BELOW...</strong></span></span> <br /> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Here are the Answers</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> <br /> 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>first child</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> w</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>as named April The second child was named May</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>. </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>What was</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>the third child 's name?<br /> <br /> Answer:</strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Johnny of course</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> <br /> 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Meat.<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Mt. Everest; it just wasn 't discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are you?]<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>There is no dirt in a hole.<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Incorrectly</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> <br /> 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere</strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> <br /> 7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 8. What was the President 's Name in 1975?<br /> <br /> Answer: Same as is it now - </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]<br /> </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><br /> 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?<br /> <br /> Answer: </strong></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.</strong></span></span><br /> </td></tr></table><p></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD</em></strong></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>1) You can't count your hair.</em></strong></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.</em></strong></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.</em></strong></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.</em></strong></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B]....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][B]?[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][B]ANSWERS BELOW...[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=red][B]Here are the Answers[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]first child[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] w[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]as named April The second child was named May[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]. [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]What was[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B]the third child 's name? Answer:[/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]Johnny of course[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Answer: [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]Meat. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] 3. Before Mt. 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[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] 8. What was the President 's Name in 1975? Answer: Same as is it now - [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...] [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? Answer: [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first. [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] 10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? Answer: [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh] [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][B] 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Answer: [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B]One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [SIZE=3][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B][I]IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B][I]1) You can't count your hair.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B][I]2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B][I]3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B][I]Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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