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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1196696" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist.</p><p></p><p>Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?</p><p></p><p>Coroner: No.</p><p></p><p>Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?</p><p></p><p>Coroner: No.</p><p></p><p>Attorney: Did you check for breathing?</p><p></p><p>Coroner: No.</p><p></p><p>Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?</p><p></p><p>Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1196696, member: 1246"] In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere. [/QUOTE]
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