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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 120361" data-attributes="member: 1246">My Dean......&nbsp;&nbsp;Wouldn&#039;t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her?&nbsp;Well,... if you like YOUR Dean as much as I like MY Dean, then you&#039;d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I&#039;d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years.&nbsp;But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon).&nbsp;Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye.&nbsp;&quot;Hey Bitch,&quot; I said. &quot;You&#039;re so damn ugly... you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!&quot;&nbsp;And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years.&nbsp;Today, I unwrapped my diploma, framed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world:&nbsp;&quot;In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 120361, member: 1246"] My Dean...... [FONT=Times New Roman]Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Well,... if you like YOUR Dean as much as I like MY Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon).[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Hey Bitch," I said. "You're so damn ugly... you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Today, I unwrapped my diploma, framed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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