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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 120753" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">THE WHY'S OF MEN</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">    Because they are plugged into a genius.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">    They don't have enough time.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">    They don't stop to ask directions.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">    Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">You're laughing, aren't you?!?!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">    So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">    You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">   Don't k now...It never happened.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">And my personal favorite:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">    Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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