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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 121513" data-attributes="member: 1246">100th Birthday.....&nbsp;&nbsp;A man is celebrating his 100th birthday, so the editor of the local newspaper sends a reporter over to do a feature story on the old timer. &nbsp;The reporter begins by asking the old tried and true question, &quot;To what do you attribute your longevity?&quot; &nbsp;&quot;Well, young lady,&quot; the gentleman says, &quot;I never smoked, never drank alcoholic beverages or over-ate, and I got up every morning of my life at six o&#039;clock.&quot; &nbsp;&quot;But, I had an uncle who did exactly the same,&quot; the reporter says, &quot;and he only lived to be 80. How do you account for that?&quot; &nbsp;&quot;He didn&#039;t keep it up long enough,&quot; says the centenarian. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 121513, member: 1246"] 100th Birthday..... [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]A man is celebrating his 100th birthday, so the editor of the local newspaper sends a reporter over to do a feature story on the old timer. [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]The reporter begins by asking the old tried and true question, "To what do you attribute your longevity?" [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]"Well, young lady," the gentleman says, "I never smoked, never drank alcoholic beverages or over-ate, and I got up every morning of my life at six o'clock." [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]"But, I had an uncle who did exactly the same," the reporter says, "and he only lived to be 80. How do you account for that?" [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]"He didn't keep it up long enough," says the centenarian. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]

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