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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1215214" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>It is all in the advertising!!!</p><p></p><p>Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.</p><p></p><p>Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.</p><p></p><p>Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".</p><p></p><p>Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say?"</p><p></p><p>Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."</p><p></p><p>Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."</p><p></p><p>Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"</p><p></p><p>Jose shows Carlos his sign...It reads, "I only need another $10. 00 to move back to Mexico ."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1215214, member: 1246"] It is all in the advertising!!! Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says, .... "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support." Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars." Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?" Jose shows Carlos his sign...It reads, "I only need another $10. 00 to move back to Mexico ." [/QUOTE]
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