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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="OldUPSDriver" data-source="post: 121573" data-attributes="member: 4629"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A Womans Poem</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">He didn't like the casserole </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">And he didn't like my cake. </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">He said my biscuits were too hard... </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Not like his mother used to make. </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">I didn't perk the coffee right </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">He didn't like the stew, </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">I didn't mend his socks </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The way his mother used to do. </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">I pondered for an answer </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">I was looking for a clue. </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him... </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Like his mother used to do.</span></span></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="OldUPSDriver, post: 121573, member: 4629"] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A Womans Poem[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]He didn't like the casserole [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]And he didn't like my cake. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]He said my biscuits were too hard... [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Not like his mother used to make. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]I didn't perk the coffee right [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]He didn't like the stew, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]I didn't mend his socks [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The way his mother used to do. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]I pondered for an answer [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]I was looking for a clue. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him... [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Like his mother used to do.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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