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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1215897" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Can you cry under water?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'? But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? What's that extra penny going to?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* What disease did cured ham actually have?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bottom?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1215897, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]* Can you cry under water? * How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? * Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'? But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? What's that extra penny going to? * Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? * Why does a round pizza come in a square box? * What disease did cured ham actually have? * How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? * Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? * Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? * Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? * Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. * Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? * Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? * Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? * Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! * If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? * Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your bottom? * Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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