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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1216796" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>40 Reasons Albuquerque sucks.........</p><p></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">It’s in New Mexico</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Tumble weeds are God’s way of saying,”I will make you feel like you are in <br /> Hell.”</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">It’s high, about 5700ft above sea level, and if that’s not enough there is a <br /> 5,000ft mountain you can climb.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Every road has a DUI checkpoint (for a good reason).</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Casinos are third rate compared to Vegas.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Only about .0023% of the population is even attractive. (I am included in <br /> the .0023%)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Population is 546,000 and 78 per 1,000 people commit a crime here.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Homeless people are commonplace.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Prostitution is commonplace.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">They actually have an area called the “warzone” which is home to gangs and <br /> heavy crime.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Wind is commonplace and on a daily basis can get up to about 30-40 mph.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You are far more likely to get wind burn than sun burn.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Heavy intersections are photo enforced, shows lack of available law <br /> enforcement and bad drivers.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">It’s common to be asked for change while eating dinner at Carls Jr with your <br /> family.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Looking from the top of Sandia Peak you can see God forgot to do anything <br /> with this place.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">It takes 30 minutes to get to the good side of town.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">At night the town looks beautiful from the outskirts. Only at night, and <br /> only from the outskirts.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Biggest attractions are the Balloon Fiesta and Pink Mountains.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Comcast rapes you for 16Mb/s Internet.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Spanish is damn near a prerequisite to live here.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Goat Thorns, no need to say more…look it up if you don’t know.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Getting drunk and lost in the desert trying to walk, sucks.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Hardly any ethnic food places are worth mentioning.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Green Chile is not all that it’s hyped up to be.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Even Mexican food here is terrible, how did that happen?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Cacti</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Roads are in terrible condition except where low crime areas are.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">The common motto “Come on vacation, leave on probation.”</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Rattlesnakes</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Even Bugs Bunny never stopped here, he just took a left and kept going.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Plenty of second-hand smoke from Arizona wildfires.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Dust storms.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Rain is a mystical creature.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Everyone here either thinks they are a professional soccer player or their <br /> kids are.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Earth tones are popular, unless you live here.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Housing has developed in recent years, but ABQ still prides itself on adobe <br /> houses.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Cholos are still rocking the 1980′s.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Zeroscaping is common place, not out of choice, but necessity.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You would rather get beat up by a thug then a police officer.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Even the aquarium gets vandalized.</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1216796, member: 1246"] 40 Reasons Albuquerque sucks......... [LIST=1] [*]It’s in New Mexico [*]Tumble weeds are God’s way of saying,”I will make you feel like you are in Hell.” [*]It’s high, about 5700ft above sea level, and if that’s not enough there is a 5,000ft mountain you can climb. [*]Every road has a DUI checkpoint (for a good reason). [*]Casinos are third rate compared to Vegas. [*]Only about .0023% of the population is even attractive. (I am included in the .0023%) [*]Population is 546,000 and 78 per 1,000 people commit a crime here. [*]Homeless people are commonplace. [*]Prostitution is commonplace. [*]They actually have an area called the “warzone” which is home to gangs and heavy crime. [*]Wind is commonplace and on a daily basis can get up to about 30-40 mph. [*]You are far more likely to get wind burn than sun burn. [*]Heavy intersections are photo enforced, shows lack of available law enforcement and bad drivers. [*]It’s common to be asked for change while eating dinner at Carls Jr with your family. [*]Looking from the top of Sandia Peak you can see God forgot to do anything with this place. [*]It takes 30 minutes to get to the good side of town. [*]At night the town looks beautiful from the outskirts. Only at night, and only from the outskirts. [*]Biggest attractions are the Balloon Fiesta and Pink Mountains. [*]Comcast rapes you for 16Mb/s Internet. [*]Spanish is damn near a prerequisite to live here. [*]Goat Thorns, no need to say more…look it up if you don’t know. [*]Getting drunk and lost in the desert trying to walk, sucks. [*]Hardly any ethnic food places are worth mentioning. [*]Green Chile is not all that it’s hyped up to be. [*]Even Mexican food here is terrible, how did that happen? [*]Cacti [*]Roads are in terrible condition except where low crime areas are. [*]The common motto “Come on vacation, leave on probation.” [*]Rattlesnakes [*]Even Bugs Bunny never stopped here, he just took a left and kept going. [*]Plenty of second-hand smoke from Arizona wildfires. [*]Dust storms. [*]Rain is a mystical creature. [*]Everyone here either thinks they are a professional soccer player or their kids are. [*]Earth tones are popular, unless you live here. [*]Housing has developed in recent years, but ABQ still prides itself on adobe houses. [*]Cholos are still rocking the 1980′s. [*]Zeroscaping is common place, not out of choice, but necessity. [*]You would rather get beat up by a thug then a police officer. [*]Even the aquarium gets vandalized. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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