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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1220824" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You can't fix stupid !</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #800000">I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep aren't as white as they try to appear. </span><span style="color: #4B0082"></span></p><p><span style="color: #4B0082"></span></p><p><span style="color: #4B0082">If you're not left handed...something isn't right. </span></p><p><span style="color: #4B0082"></span></p><p><span style="color: #4B0082"></span><span style="color: #008080">If I was a bird, I know who I would crap on. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span><span style="color: #800080">Ever feel that you are one <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> away from completely losing it ?? </span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span><span style="color: #696969">I'm having one of those days when my middle finger is answering every question. </span></p><p><span style="color: #696969"></span></p><p><span style="color: #696969"></span><span style="color: #B22222">My day starts backwards...I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake. </span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span><span style="color: #008000">When I was a kid I wanted to be older....this crap is not what I expected. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span><span style="color: #0000CD">Geezer: Slang. Not young. Not dead. Somewhere in between. </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000CD"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000CD"></span><span style="color: #A52A2A">I have stopped listening.....so why are you still talking ? </span></p><p><span style="color: #A52A2A"></span></p><p><span style="color: #A52A2A"></span>Jesus loves you, but I'm His favorite. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Lead me not into temptation......Oh hell, just follow me. I know a shortcut. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span><span style="color: #008080">Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span><span style="color: #000080">I may appear harmless, but inside I'm completely badass !! </span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000080"></span><span style="color: #800080">Do not touch my tools or my daughter. </span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span>Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F">I'm so busy, I don't know whether I found a rope or lost my horse. </span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #2F4F4F"></span>I have OCD & ADD. So everything has to be perfect...but not for very long.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #0000CD">Poop happens...just pick it up and move on. </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000CD"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000CD"></span>When life gets too hard to stand.......kneel.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #808080">SWEAT is fat crying ! </span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"></span><span style="color: #800000">Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute. </span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span><span style="color: #008080">I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">The first 50 years of marriage are the hardest. </span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span><span style="color: #000000">Once in awhile someone amazing comes along.....Here I am !</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1220824, member: 1246"] You can't fix stupid ! [COLOR=#800000]I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep aren't as white as they try to appear. [/COLOR][COLOR=#4B0082] If you're not left handed...something isn't right. [/COLOR][COLOR=#008080]If I was a bird, I know who I would crap on. [/COLOR][COLOR=#800080]Ever feel that you are one :censored: away from completely losing it ?? [/COLOR][COLOR=#696969]I'm having one of those days when my middle finger is answering every question. [/COLOR][COLOR=#B22222]My day starts backwards...I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake. [/COLOR][COLOR=#008000]When I was a kid I wanted to be older....this crap is not what I expected. [/COLOR][COLOR=#0000CD]Geezer: Slang. Not young. Not dead. Somewhere in between. [/COLOR][COLOR=#A52A2A]I have stopped listening.....so why are you still talking ? [/COLOR]Jesus loves you, but I'm His favorite. [COLOR=#008000]Lead me not into temptation......Oh hell, just follow me. I know a shortcut. [/COLOR][COLOR=#008080]Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg. [/COLOR][COLOR=#000080]I may appear harmless, but inside I'm completely badass !! [/COLOR][COLOR=#800080]Do not touch my tools or my daughter. [/COLOR]Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. [COLOR=#2F4F4F]I'm so busy, I don't know whether I found a rope or lost my horse. [/COLOR]I have OCD & ADD. So everything has to be perfect...but not for very long. [COLOR=#0000CD]Poop happens...just pick it up and move on. [/COLOR]When life gets too hard to stand.......kneel. [COLOR=#808080]SWEAT is fat crying ! [/COLOR][COLOR=#800000]Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute. [/COLOR][COLOR=#008080]I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#800080]The first 50 years of marriage are the hardest. [/COLOR][COLOR=#000000]Once in awhile someone amazing comes along.....Here I am ![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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