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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 122413" data-attributes="member: 1246">Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this email - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don&#039;t want catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. &quot;Why?&quot; you may ask.&quot;because you are my friend&quot;. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 122413, member: 1246"] [SIZE=1]Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this email - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. [FONT=Verdana]1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. [/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want catch whatever you have. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]9. This is my oath..... ! I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask."because you are my friend". [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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