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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 124266" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Bayonet.....</p><p> </p><p>A Civil War soldier, who had lost his bayonet, whittled one from wood so</p><p>that he could pass inspection. He hoped he would not be discovered until the</p><p>regiment had gone into battle, where he planned to pick one up from a dead</p><p>soldier.</p><p> </p><p>At inspection, an officer asked to see his bayonet. The soldier stated,</p><p>"Sir, I promised my father I would not unsheathe my bayonet unless I</p><p>intended to kill someone with it."</p><p> </p><p>The Officer insisted that the soldier hand over the bayonet.</p><p> </p><p>Taking it out, the soldier looked skyward and said, "May the Lord change my</p><p>bayonet to wood for breaking my vow."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 124266, member: 1246"] Bayonet..... A Civil War soldier, who had lost his bayonet, whittled one from wood so that he could pass inspection. He hoped he would not be discovered until the regiment had gone into battle, where he planned to pick one up from a dead soldier. At inspection, an officer asked to see his bayonet. The soldier stated, "Sir, I promised my father I would not unsheathe my bayonet unless I intended to kill someone with it." The Officer insisted that the soldier hand over the bayonet. Taking it out, the soldier looked skyward and said, "May the Lord change my bayonet to wood for breaking my vow." [/QUOTE]
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