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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 124267" data-attributes="member: 1246">Image is Everything&nbsp;Many of us &quot;Old Folks&quot; are quite confused about how we should presentourselves. We&#039;re unsure about the kind of image we are projecting andwhether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to thefashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict uponthe world. So I made a sincere study of the situation and here are theresults.&nbsp;Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together:&nbsp;1. A nose ring and bifocals&nbsp;2. Spiked hair and bald spots&nbsp;3. A pierced tongue and dentures&nbsp;4. Miniskirts and support hose&nbsp;5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads&nbsp;6. Speedos and cellulite&nbsp;7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar&nbsp;8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor&nbsp;9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge&nbsp;10. Bikinis and liver spots&nbsp;11. Short shorts and varicose veins&nbsp;12. In-line skates and a walker&nbsp;With these guidelines I&#039;m sure we&#039;ll all be looking good.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 124267, member: 1246"] Image is Everything Many of us "Old Folks" are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world. So I made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations [U]do not go together[/U]: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. In-line skates and a walker With these guidelines I'm sure we'll all be looking good. [/QUOTE]

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