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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1254878" data-attributes="member: 1246">Found in the women&#039;s dictionary.........&nbsp;Blonde jokes (blahnd joks) n. Jokes short enough for men to understand.Cantaloupe(kant•e•lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.Clothes dryer(kloze drI•yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.Diet soda(dI•it so•duh) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&amp;Ms.Diamond(dI-mun) n. Something you think should be on your finger but he can only see in a baseball park.Eternity(e•ter•ni•tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.Exercise(ex•er•siz) v. Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.Grocery list(grow•sree list) n What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1254878, member: 1246"] Found in the women's dictionary......... [B]Blonde jokes (blahnd joks) n. Jokes short enough for men to understand. [B]Cantaloupe[/B] (kant•e•lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. [B]Clothes dryer[/B] (kloze drI•yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. [B]Diet soda[/B] (dI•it so•duh) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. [B]Diamond[/B] ([B]dI[/B]-mun) n. Something you think should be on your finger but he can only see in a baseball park. [B]Eternity[/B] (e•ter•ni•tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. [B]Exercise[/B] (ex•er•siz) v. Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. [B]Grocery list[/B] (grow•sree list) n What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.[/B] [/QUOTE]

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