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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1272543" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to. Each claimed that He would belong to his own.</p><p> </p><p>The Baptist preacher declared: "He would obviously be Baptist! We're so on fire with the zeal for God, just like He was when He was on earth. He'd join us in a heartbeat!"</p><p> </p><p>The Presbyterian minister stated: "Not so! He'd be a Presbyterian! We do everything properly and in order, and give the Glory to God, just like He did. He'd join us immediately!"</p><p> </p><p>The Lutheran pastor sat silent for a minute. Then he stated: "You each have some good points, I must admit. But He'd never change."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1272543, member: 1246"] A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to. Each claimed that He would belong to his own. The Baptist preacher declared: "He would obviously be Baptist! We're so on fire with the zeal for God, just like He was when He was on earth. He'd join us in a heartbeat!" The Presbyterian minister stated: "Not so! He'd be a Presbyterian! We do everything properly and in order, and give the Glory to God, just like He did. He'd join us immediately!" The Lutheran pastor sat silent for a minute. Then he stated: "You each have some good points, I must admit. But He'd never change." [/QUOTE]
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