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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1274819" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.</p><p> </p><p>You can tell that a tree is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves.</p><p> </p><p>What turns without moving? Milk. It can turn sour.</p><p> </p><p>I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego.</p><p> </p><p>Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."</p><p> </p><p>What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.</p><p> </p><p>What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1274819, member: 1246"] A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. You can tell that a tree is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves. What turns without moving? Milk. It can turn sour. I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [/QUOTE]
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