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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 127908" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">TOP TEN REASONS WHY THERE WON'T BE AN ASIAN PRESIDENT</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">ANYTIME SOON.......</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">0. White House not big enough for in-laws.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">9. Engineering, medicine, and law always pre-ferred over politics.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">8. Oval Office has bad feng shui.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">7. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">4. No chance for promotion.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 127908, member: 1246"] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5]TOP TEN REASONS WHY THERE WON'T BE AN ASIAN PRESIDENT[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]ANYTIME SOON.......[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]1[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]0. White House not big enough for in-laws.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]9. Engineering, medicine, and law always pre-ferred over politics.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]8. Oval Office has bad feng shui.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]7. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]4. No chance for promotion.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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