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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 128740" data-attributes="member: 1246">Subject: Riddle....8 inches&nbsp;This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8&quot; long.The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes....&nbsp;is usually found hug, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.&nbsp;It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end anda small hole at the other.&nbsp;In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly,sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist openingwhere it is thrust in and drawn out again and againmany times in succession, often quickly andaccompanied by squirming bodily movements.&nbsp;Anyone found listening in will most surely recognizethe rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the welllubricated movements.&nbsp;&nbsp; When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy,sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaningfrom the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its longglistening shaft.&nbsp;&nbsp;After everything is done and the flowing andcleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it isreturned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bitof action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twiceor three times a day, but often much less.&nbsp;WHAT AM I? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN. . . &nbsp;TOOTHBRUSH. What were you thinking? You PERVERT</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 128740, member: 1246"] [I][B]Subject:[/B][/I] Riddle....8 inches This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8" long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.... is usually found hug, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. WHAT AM I? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN. . . TOOTHBRUSH. What were you thinking? You PERVERT [/QUOTE]

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