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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="roach" data-source="post: 129500" data-attributes="member: 4482"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">door if they could spend the night. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">widowed" she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">talk if I let you stay in my house." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">their way to the barn and settled in for the night. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">from an attorney. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">It took him a few minutes to figure </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">it out, but he </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">finally determined that it was from the </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">attorney of </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">that attractive Widow he had met on the ski </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">weekend.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">you remember that good looking widow from the farm we</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Yes, I do." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">go up to the house and pay her a visit?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">found out. "I have to admit that I did." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">her your name?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">buddy. I'm afraid I did." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Why do you ask?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"She just died and left me everything." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">you?)</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="roach, post: 129500, member: 4482"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]door if they could spend the night. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]widowed" she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]talk if I let you stay in my house." [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]their way to the barn and settled in for the night. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]from an attorney. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]It took him a few minutes to figure [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]it out, but he [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]finally determined that it was from the [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]attorney of [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]that attractive Widow he had met on the ski [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]weekend.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]you remember that good looking widow from the farm we[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"Yes, I do." [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]go up to the house and pay her a visit?" [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]found out. "I have to admit that I did." [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]her your name?" [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]buddy. I'm afraid I did." [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"Why do you ask?" [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"She just died and left me everything." [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New](And you thought the ending would be different, didn't[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]you?)[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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