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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1325638" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Same Dress....</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride EVER! </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress. She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress. I'll look like a million bucks in it!" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, dear. I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not ours." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1325638, member: 1246"] [B]Same Dress....[/B] [B]The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. [/B] [B]Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride EVER! [/B] [B]A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress. She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress. I'll look like a million bucks in it!" [/B] [B]Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, dear. I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not ours." [/B] [B]Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it."[/B] [B]Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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