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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1330416" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>George and the Dragon.....</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong> An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong>The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> "Could I have a pint of ale?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> "No!" she shouted. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> "Could I at least sleep in your stable?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> "No!" she shouted again. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> The vagabond said, "Might I please...?" </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> "What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong>"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?" </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1330416, member: 1246"] [B]George and the Dragon.....[/B] [B] An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. [/B] [B] The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked. The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted. [/B] [B] "Could I have a pint of ale?" [/B] [B] "No!" she shouted. [/B] [B] "Could I at least sleep in your stable?" [/B] [B] "No!" she shouted again. [/B] [B] The vagabond said, "Might I please...?" [/B] [B] "What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish. "D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?" [/B] [/QUOTE]
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