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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1336614" data-attributes="member: 1246">Too Bad....&nbsp;&nbsp;Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; First woman-- &quot;I froze to death.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Second woman -- &quot;You froze to death -- how horrible!&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; First woman-- &quot;Well, it wasn&#039;t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?&quot;&nbsp;Second woman -- &quot;I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV.&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; First woman -- &quot;So what happened?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Second woman- - &quot;I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; First woman-- &quot;Too bad you didn&#039;t look in the freezer -- we&#039;d both still be alive.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1336614, member: 1246"] [B]Too Bad....[/B] [B]Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died. First woman-- "I froze to death. Second woman -- "You froze to death -- how horrible!" First woman-- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second woman -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." First woman -- "So what happened?" Second woman- - "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died" First woman-- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive."[/B] [/QUOTE]

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