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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1338013" data-attributes="member: 1246">Walking Belle&nbsp;&nbsp;This is too funny not to share ... Who says dads can&#039;tthink on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ...&nbsp;A little girl asked her Mom,&quot;Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?&quot;&nbsp;Mom replies, &quot;No, because she is in heat.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;What&#039;s that mean?&quot; asked the child.&nbsp;&quot;Go ask your father. I think he&#039;s in the garage.&quot;&nbsp;The little girl goes to the garage and says,&quot;Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around theblock?&nbsp;I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.&quot;Dad said, &quot;Bring Belle over here.&quot;&nbsp;Being oldschool he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline,and dabbed the dog&#039;sbackside with it to disguise the scent,and said,&quot;OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash andonly go one time round theblock.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.Surprised, Dad asked, &quot;Where&#039;sBelle?&quot;&nbsp;The little girl said,&quot;She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,so another dog is pushing her home.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1338013, member: 1246"] [B]Walking Belle[/B] This is too funny not to share ... Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ... A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around theblock? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." Being oldschool he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog'sbackside with it to disguise the scent,and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round theblock." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where'sBelle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." [/QUOTE]

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