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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 135200" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Top Ten Reasons To Buy A New Car.......</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. The closest to musical entertainment you have, is the whistling sound created by all the rust holes.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. You keep losing dates on left turns.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 135200, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Top Ten Reasons To Buy A New Car....... 10. The closest to musical entertainment you have, is the whistling sound created by all the rust holes. 9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel. 8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped. 7. 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days. 6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?" 5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club." 4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt. 3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway. 2. You keep losing dates on left turns. 1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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