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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 135742" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Purina Diet</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Duh!)</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although, I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a car hit me.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I thought the guy standing behind her was going to have to have help as he laughingly staggered to the door.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 135742, member: 1246"] Purina Diet [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Duh!)[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although, I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my privates and a car hit me.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]I thought the guy standing behind her was going to have to have help as he laughingly staggered to the door.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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