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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1364726" data-attributes="member: 1246"> The blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, &quot;Did you find the shampoo?&quot;She answers, &quot;Yes, but I&#039;m not sure what to do... it&#039;s for dry hair and I&#039;ve just wet mine.&quot;------------------------------------A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope, &quot;DO NOT BEND.&quot;He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.------------------------------------A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, &quot;My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!&quot;&quot;Is this her first child?&quot; asks the Doctor.&quot;No!&quot; he shouts, &quot;this is her husband!&quot;------------------------------------A blonde is driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road.The cop says, &quot;That&#039;s your air freshener swinging about!&quot;------------------------------------A blondes dog goes missing, and she is frantic. Her husband says, &quot;Why don&#039;t you put an ad in the paper?&quot;She does, but two weeks later, the dog is still missing.&quot;What did you put in the paper?&quot; her husband asks.She replies, &quot;Here boy!&quot;------------------------------------A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.&quot;Just WHAT are you doing?&quot; he asks.&quot;Hanging myself,&quot; the blonde replies.&quot;It should be around your neck,&quot; says the guard.&quot;I know,&quot; he replies, &quot;but then I couldn&#039;t breath--------------------------------------------------------------------An Italian tourist asks a blonde, &quot;Why do American scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?&quot;To which the blonde replies, &quot;If they fell forward, they&#039;d still be in the boat.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1364726, member: 1246"] [B] The blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"[/B]She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------------ A blonde [B]man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope, "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. ------------------------------------ A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!" ------------------------------------ A blonde is driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!" ------------------------------------ A blondes dog goes missing, and she is frantic. Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" She does, but two weeks later, the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks. She replies, "Here boy!" ------------------------------------ A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blonde replies. "It should be around your neck," says the guard. "I know," he replies, "but then I couldn't breath -------------------------------------------------------------------- An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do American scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."[/B] [/QUOTE]

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