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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1367483" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Be Careful What You Wish For</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>There once was this guy that got a dirty old lamp for his birthday. He cleaned it up and POOF!--out popped a genie!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"I shall give you three wishes. You may have anything you like."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>So the guys thinks for a minute and says, "I would like a billion dollars."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"You shall have it," and the genie grants him the wish. "Anything else?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The guy thinks for a while. Then, "I would like a VW Bug with A/C, power locks, power windows, 10-disk changer, you know the works."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Your wish is my command. What is your last wish?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Hmmm. I think I'll save it for a rainy day."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"OK, suit yourself," says the genie.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>So the guy gets in his new VW and goes for a drive to show all his friends. He turns on the radio. There's a very familiar commercial on. The guy starts singing to it: "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1367483, member: 1246"] [B]Be Careful What You Wish For[/B] [B]There once was this guy that got a dirty old lamp for his birthday. He cleaned it up and POOF!--out popped a genie![/B] [B]"I shall give you three wishes. You may have anything you like."[/B] [B]So the guys thinks for a minute and says, "I would like a billion dollars."[/B] [B]"You shall have it," and the genie grants him the wish. "Anything else?"[/B] [B]The guy thinks for a while. Then, "I would like a VW Bug with A/C, power locks, power windows, 10-disk changer, you know the works."[/B] [B]"Your wish is my command. What is your last wish?"[/B] [B]"Hmmm. I think I'll save it for a rainy day."[/B] [B]"OK, suit yourself," says the genie.[/B] [B]So the guy gets in his new VW and goes for a drive to show all his friends. He turns on the radio. There's a very familiar commercial on. The guy starts singing to it: "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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