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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 137808" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Elements: Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Element Name: WOMAN</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">==================</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Symbol: WO</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Chemical properties:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold,silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Element Name: MAN</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">================</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Symbol: XY</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Atomic Weight: (180 +/-50)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Physical properties: Solid at room temperature,but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Chemical properties:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element:Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Usage: None known.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">* Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 137808, member: 1246"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Elements: Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties. Element Name: WOMAN ================== Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold,silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN ================ Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/-50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature,but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element:Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. * Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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