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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 142228" data-attributes="member: 1246">Mouths of Babes.....
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father&#039;s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. &quot;What&#039;s it about?&quot; he asked. &quot;I don&#039;t know,&quot; she replied. &quot;I can&#039;t read.&quot;
 
A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, &quot;Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?&quot;
 
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, &quot;Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor&#039;s wife.&quot;
 
The Preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he was giving his preached he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third row leaned toward her mother and whispered, &quot;If he gets loose, will he hurt us?&quot;
 
 
Our five-year-old son Mark couldn&#039;t wait to tell his father about the movie we had watched on television, &quot;20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.&quot; The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, &quot;What caused the submarine to sink?&quot; With a look of incredulity Mark replied, &quot;Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!&quot; 
 
My friend, Carolyn, was frustrated by how often her four-year-old son, Brian, was getting dirty playing outside. At wit&#039;s end, she finally said, &quot;Brian, can&#039;t you play someplace where it&#039;s cleaner?&quot; &quot;If God didn&#039;t want us to play in the dirt,&quot; Brian logically said, &quot;why did he make so much of it?&quot;
 
When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, &quot;It&#039;s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 142228, member: 1246"] [I]Mouths of Babes.....[/I] [CENTER] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife."[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]The Preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he was giving his preached he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third row leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Our five-year-old son Mark couldn't wait to tell his father about the movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, "What caused the submarine to sink?" With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!" [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]My friend, Carolyn, was frustrated by how often her four-year-old son, Brian, was getting dirty playing outside. At wit's end, she finally said, "Brian, can't you play someplace where it's cleaner?" "If God didn't want us to play in the dirt," Brian logically said, "why did he make so much of it?"[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights." [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]

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