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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 143382" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>4 yr. olds</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">My four-year-old nephew emerged from the bathroom smiling. "I brushed my teeth," he said, "and then I brushed Thor's." Thor was our yellow Labrador retriever. Horrified, I tried to explain to Joey that it wasn't a good idea for him to brush Thor's teeth, and that we'd have to go to the store and buy him a new toothbrush.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A few days later, as we were both brushing our teeth, Joey asked, "Aunt Lorraine, why did I have to get a new toothbrush?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Remember," I said patiently, "you used your toothbrush to brush Thor's teeth, so we went and got you a brand-new one."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Joey thought about this before replying: "But Aunt Lorraine, I didn't use my toothbrush on Thor's teeth. I used yours." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 143382, member: 1246"] 4 yr. olds [FONT=Times New Roman]My four-year-old nephew emerged from the bathroom smiling. "I brushed my teeth," he said, "and then I brushed Thor's." Thor was our yellow Labrador retriever. Horrified, I tried to explain to Joey that it wasn't a good idea for him to brush Thor's teeth, and that we'd have to go to the store and buy him a new toothbrush.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]A few days later, as we were both brushing our teeth, Joey asked, "Aunt Lorraine, why did I have to get a new toothbrush?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Remember," I said patiently, "you used your toothbrush to brush Thor's teeth, so we went and got you a brand-new one."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Joey thought about this before replying: "But Aunt Lorraine, I didn't use my toothbrush on Thor's teeth. I used yours." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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