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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1448468" data-attributes="member: 1246">To: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementSubject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). ·&nbsp; Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. ·&nbsp; Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill) ·&nbsp; Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah humbug.” ·&nbsp; Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house. ·&nbsp; All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25. ·&nbsp; Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines. In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Merry Christmas.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1448468, member: 1246"] [B]To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season [/B] [B]Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). [/B] [B]· Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. [/B] [B]· Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill) [/B] [B]· Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah humbug.” [/B] [B]· Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house. [/B] [B]· All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25. [/B] [B]· Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines. [/B] [B]In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Merry Christmas.[/B] [/QUOTE]

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