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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1464385" data-attributes="member: 1246">Idiot sightings........IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a &quot;large&quot; enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, &quot;Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.&quot; I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, &quot;NO, it&#039;s not. Four is larger than two.&quot; We haven&#039;t used Sears repair since.IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: &quot;Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don&#039;t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.&quot;IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for &quot;minimal lettuce.&quot; He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, &quot;Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?&quot; To which I replied, &quot;If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?&quot; He smiled knowingly and nodded, &quot;That&#039;s why we ask.&quot;IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, &quot;What on earth are blind people doing driving?!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1464385, member: 1246"] Idiot sightings........ IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" [/QUOTE]

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