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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1494729" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Special Parrot</p><p></p><p>One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''</p><p></p><p>The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. </p><p></p><p>The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.'' </p><p>''What about the green one?'' the man asks. </p><p></p><p>The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.'' </p><p></p><p>''What about the red one?'' the man asks. </p><p></p><p>The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.'' </p><p></p><p>The man says, ''What does HE do?'' </p><p></p><p>The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1494729, member: 1246"] Special Parrot One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?'' The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.'' ''What about the green one?'' the man asks. The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.'' ''What about the red one?'' the man asks. The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.'' The man says, ''What does HE do?'' The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.'' [/QUOTE]
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