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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 152353" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #cc0000">Einstein</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?" </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The man answers, "241."</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?" </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The lady answers, "144."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"</span></span></span></strong> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "51."</span></span></span></strong> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"</span></span></span></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 152353, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#cc0000]Einstein[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]The man answers, "241."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]The lady answers, "144." "That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [LEFT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "51."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [LEFT][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/LEFT] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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