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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 153186" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Globalization...</p><p> </p><p>What is the truest definition of Globalization? </p><p> </p><p>Answer: Princess Diana's death. </p><p> </p><p>Question: How come? </p><p> </p><p>Answer: An English princess </p><p> </p><p>with an Egyptian boyfriend </p><p> </p><p>crashes in a French tunnel, </p><p> </p><p>driving a German car </p><p> </p><p>with a Dutch engine, </p><p> </p><p>driven by a Belgian who was drunk </p><p> </p><p>on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) </p><p> </p><p>followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, </p><p> </p><p>on Japanese motorcycles; </p><p> </p><p>treated by an American doctor, </p><p> </p><p>using Brazilian medicines. </p><p> </p><p>This is sent to you by colonial Englishman, </p><p> </p><p>using Bill Gates's technology, </p><p> </p><p>and you're probably reading this on your computer, </p><p> </p><p>that is filled with Taiwanese chips, </p><p> </p><p>and a Korean monitor, </p><p> </p><p>assembled by Bangladeshi workers </p><p> </p><p>in a Singapore plant, </p><p> </p><p>transported by Indian lorry-drivers, </p><p> </p><p>hijacked by Indonesians, </p><p> </p><p>unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, </p><p> </p><p>and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... </p><p> </p><p>That, my friends, is Globalization!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 153186, member: 1246"] Globalization... What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by colonial Englishman, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that is filled with Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization! [/QUOTE]
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