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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1537096" data-attributes="member: 1246">A man comes into the ER and yells . . .&#039;My wife&#039;s goingto have her baby in the cab.&#039;I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady&#039;sdress and began to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs...and I wasin the wrong one!!Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco___________________________________________________________________ At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on anelderly and slightly deaf female patient&#039;s anterior chest wall.&#039;Big breaths,&#039;. . . I instructed.&#039;Yes, they used to be,&#039;....replied the patient with a sad sigh.Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA___________________________________________________________________ One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wifethat her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to therest of the family that he had died of a &#039;massive internal fart.&#039;Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1537096, member: 1246"] A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs...and I was in the wrong one!! Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco ___________________________________________________________________ At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'....replied the patient with a sad sigh. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA ___________________________________________________________________ One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg [/QUOTE]

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