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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 154163" data-attributes="member: 1246">Perfect Husband ...Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function andbegins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: &quot;Hello&quot;WOMAN: &quot;Honey, it&#039;s me. Are you at the club?&quot;&nbsp;MAN: &quot;Yes&quot;&nbsp;WOMAN: &quot;I&#039;m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.It&#039;s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?&quot;&nbsp;MAN: &quot;Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.&quot;&nbsp;WOMAN: &quot;I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2007 models. I saw one I really liked.&quot;&nbsp;MAN: &quot;How much?&quot;&nbsp;WOMAN: &quot;$65,000.&quot;&nbsp;MAN: &quot;OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.&quot;&nbsp;WOMAN: &quot;Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last yearis back on the market. They&#039;re asking $950,000.&quot;&nbsp;MAN: &quot;Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer$900,000.&quot;&nbsp;WOMAN: &quot;OK. I&#039;ll see you later! I love you!&quot;&nbsp;MAN: &quot;Bye, I love you, too.&quot;&nbsp;The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking athim inastonishment. Then he smiles and asks: &quot;Anyone know whose phone thisis?&quot;</blockquote>

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