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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 154832" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAS PEACE OFFICER IF...</span></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If your hat, belt and boots cost more than your sidearm.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If directions to a location involve livestock, property descriptions, or the words "When you get off the pavement."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If the winner of the last three bar room brawls was last years Homecoming Queen.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- Dressing up for court involves pressed Wranglers and a Brushpopper shirt.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If anyone on the Department is named 'Bubba'.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If you don't know Bubba's real name.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If Bubba is his real name.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If you've ever gotten a confession from a critter by threatening him with either his Mama or God.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If your interview for the job involved the question: "Can you take a whuppin'?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If you have more weapons and ammunition in your cruiser than most small nations have in their armies.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If you've ever had an 'Officer Involved Shooting' where the victim was a feral hog or other four-pawed critter with an appetite.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If the caliber of your sidearm is regarded as an artillery round in Europe.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- You've ever had to mediate a dispute concerning the paternity of a litter of puppies.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If you think all back-up is 30 miles away and asleep in bed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If you've ever gone to an emergency wearing only your hat, pajamas, gun and boots.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- If spurs are a department-issued item.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 154832, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080]YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAS PEACE OFFICER IF...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If your hat, belt and boots cost more than your sidearm.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If directions to a location involve livestock, property descriptions, or the words "When you get off the pavement."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If the winner of the last three bar room brawls was last years Homecoming Queen.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- Dressing up for court involves pressed Wranglers and a Brushpopper shirt.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If anyone on the Department is named 'Bubba'.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If you don't know Bubba's real name.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If Bubba is his real name.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If you've ever gotten a confession from a critter by threatening him with either his Mama or God.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If your interview for the job involved the question: "Can you take a whuppin'?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If you have more weapons and ammunition in your cruiser than most small nations have in their armies.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If you've ever had an 'Officer Involved Shooting' where the victim was a feral hog or other four-pawed critter with an appetite.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If the caliber of your sidearm is regarded as an artillery round in Europe.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- You've ever had to mediate a dispute concerning the paternity of a litter of puppies.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If you think all back-up is 30 miles away and asleep in bed.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If you've ever gone to an emergency wearing only your hat, pajamas, gun and boots.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- If spurs are a department-issued item.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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