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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1554394" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Risks of Drinking with Strangers</p><p></p><p>A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get.</p><p></p><p>He had been singing all night with each Karaoke Star of the moment. After each performance, he'd hoist another Mai Tai cocktail to the ceiling.</p><p></p><p>A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.</p><p> </p><p>They stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but the moment they let him go, he falls down.</p><p>In fact, every time they release him, he keeps falling down.</p><p></p><p>He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.</p><p></p><p>After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.</p><p></p><p>His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."</p><p>The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1554394, member: 1246"] The Risks of Drinking with Strangers A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get. He had been singing all night with each Karaoke Star of the moment. After each performance, he'd hoist another Mai Tai cocktail to the ceiling. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. They stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but the moment they let him go, he falls down. In fact, every time they release him, he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud. After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home." The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?" [/QUOTE]
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