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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 157305" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Politically Correct References to Women</strong> </p><p></p><p>[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px">She does not: Get PMS</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She becomes: Hormonally Homicidal</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not have: A Killer Body</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Terminally Attractive</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: A Bad Cook</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Microwave Compatible</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: A Bad Driver</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Automotively Challenged</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not a: Perfect 10</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Numerically Superior</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: Easy</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Horizontally Accessible</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not: Hate Sports On TV</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Athletically Biased</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not get: Drunk</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Accidentally Over-Served</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">You do not ask her: To Dance</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">You request a: Pre-Coital Rhythmic Experience</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: A Gossip</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is a: Verbal Terminator</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not: Work Out Too Much</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is an: Abdominal Overachiever</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not have: A Great Butt</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Gluteus To The Maxius</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Melodramatically Fixated</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: Cold Or Frigid</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Thermally Incompatible</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Cosmetically Oversaturated</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She will never: Gain Weight</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She will become: A Metabolic Underachiever</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Vocally Appreciative</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not: Sun Bathe</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She experiences: Solar Enhancement</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Her breasts will never: Sag</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">They will: Lose Their Vertical Hold</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not: Cut You Off</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She becomes: Horizontally Inaccessible</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not: Snore</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Nasally Repetitive</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She does not have: Big Hooters</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Her: Cups Runneth Over</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is not: Too Skinny</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She is: Skeletally Prominent </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 157305, member: 1246"] [B]Politically Correct References to Women[/B] [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][SIZE=2]She does not: Get PMS She becomes: Hormonally Homicidal She does not have: A Killer Body She is: Terminally Attractive She is not: A Bad Cook She is: Microwave Compatible She is not: A Bad Driver She is: Automotively Challenged She is not a: Perfect 10 She is: Numerically Superior She is not: Easy She is: Horizontally Accessible She does not: Hate Sports On TV She is: Athletically Biased She does not get: Drunk She is: Accidentally Over-Served You do not ask her: To Dance You request a: Pre-Coital Rhythmic Experience She is not: A Gossip She is a: Verbal Terminator She does not: Work Out Too Much She is an: Abdominal Overachiever She does not have: A Great Butt She is: Gluteus To The Maxius She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas She is: Melodramatically Fixated She is not: Cold Or Frigid She is: Thermally Incompatible She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up She is: Cosmetically Oversaturated She will never: Gain Weight She will become: A Metabolic Underachiever She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner She is: Vocally Appreciative She does not: Sun Bathe She experiences: Solar Enhancement Her breasts will never: Sag They will: Lose Their Vertical Hold She does not: Cut You Off She becomes: Horizontally Inaccessible She does not: Snore She is: Nasally Repetitive She does not have: Big Hooters Her: Cups Runneth Over She is not: Too Skinny She is: Skeletally Prominent [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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