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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 157848" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>plays golf every Saturday.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>takes him to a local strip club.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya' doin?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong> </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her -</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>the 1st nine, honey .</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>can slam the door he jumps in beside her.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong> Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong> </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The cabby turns around and says, "Jeez Bob, you picked up a real bitch</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">this time!"</span></span> </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 157848, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][B]Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. [/B][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya' doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no." says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B]When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her - she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey . [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B] A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door he jumps in beside her. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B] Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]The cabby turns around and says, "Jeez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time!"[/SIZE][/FONT] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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